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[alt_seamus]

Nice one Lav and Perks! I dont think Ive seen a mess that big in potions class ever. But Im pretty sure that was a bigger explosion than the one Hopkins set off. You know the one that gave Padma the map of Poland for a while.

Ron and Neville did Madam Pomfrey get you sorted?

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[alt_sally_anne]

Don't blame ME for that mess. I wasn't the one who let it boil and then threw in the porcupine quills while it was boiling.

[alt_ron]

Marvolo's right when he calls her Lavy-loo. There's not a lot of brains in there, is there?


Uh. Have you ever seen a suit of black armour with gold decoration on? Dyou know which wing that's in? I'm a little bit turned around, I think.

[alt_seamus]

Well you definitely wouldnt call Lavvy a swot. The armours near the staircase to the astronomy classrooms howd you wind up there?

[alt_ron]

Can't remember.

[alt_ron]

Yeah! That was pretty amazing, wasn't it?

I was lucky. Crabbe walked by just as it happened, so I hardly got splashed at all. Bulstrode, though, tipped over our cauldron when she was diving out of the way and it got all over her robes.

I just got a little on my hand when I was trying to help Neville. Did you see him? He was just covered in it!


Um. Dyou know the little twisty staircase down from the fifth floor? I thought it came out near the library, but I don't know which way to turn.

And it's really dark down here.

[alt_seamus]

It doesnt come out by the library mate unless it traded places with another staircase again. It comes out near the potions classroom, thats the last place Id think youd want to be!

[alt_ron]

Oh.

I made it up to that place where the corridor divides three ways by the girls' loo, but I can't think which way I should go. One of them goes to Carrow's classroom, doesn't it?

[alt_seamus]

Yes! Dont go that way!

[alt_ron]

Which?

[alt_seamus]

Well if your by that three way corridor dont go down the branch thats on your right. That would go to Carrows classroom and I really dont think that would be an improvement over being lost.

[alt_draco]

Yeah, Longbottom was really doused. Hope the bloke's all right.

[alt_ron]

Er. Wot?

[alt_draco]

He's my potions partner, so I saw it up close. Looked pretty bad.

[alt_ron]

Yeah.

Uh.

You takin' the piss here?

Or what?

[alt_draco]

No, why do you ask?

[alt_ron]

I can't remember, innit?!

wait

wot?

Hang on. Here's Marvolo. Maybe he knows.

[alt_harry]

I dont know whether Ron and Neville got fixed but I

I

I believe I got a bit too.

[alt_seamus]

Didnt you get sent to the hospital wing with the rest?

[alt_harry]

No I didn't believe I got any on me!!

[alt_harry]

I cant remember what I've forgot. What have I forgot?!

[alt_seamus]

Oi Marvolo I think youd better go see Madam Pomfrey like the rest. Dyou need help getting there?

[alt_harry]

No I know where hospital is, only I need know what I forgot. Don't want waste Madam Pomfrey's -

hour? day? minute? minutes. Don't want waste Madam Pomfrey's minutes.

[alt_ron]

Hey, mate.

I could come get you and take you to the hospital wing.

If I can find my way down to the dungeons. Is that where you are now?

[alt_harry]

No Im in library. Didnt want hang around Potions classroom.

[alt_ron]

Which way's the library again?

I was near there a bit ago.

I think.

[alt_mcgonagall]

Sextus, it is always wise, when one is lost, to stay where one is, in order to not get further lost.

[alt_ron]

How can I stay here if I don't know where here is?

Does that make sense?

[alt_harry]

No it doesnt mate. Wait I'll come find you.

[alt_ron]

Wow.

That's a lot of bedpans! But I don't see Madam Pomfrey anywhere about ... just a lot of bed pans!

[alt_seamus]

Well whatever you do dont go to the place where Macnairs storing his monsters. Unless you want to die a painful death or whatever it was he said.

[alt_ron]

Where was that again?

[alt_macnair]

Outside. Where there's trees.

[alt_ron]

Oh. Right.

Sorry, Sir. I don't think I'm anywhere near there, so you don't need to worry.

Only, I don't exactly know where I am, either.

So I'm just going to sit here now like Professor McGonagall said.

[alt_mcgonagall]

Mr Marvolo, since you clearly have been affected by the incident in Professor Slughorn's class this morning, please report to Madam Pomfrey immediately, whether you can remember what you have forgotten or no. Since the potion does not seem to have affected your knowledge of where you are, please collect Mr Weasley on your way and see to it that he is delivered to Madam Pomfrey for the antidote as well.