A Triwizard Tournament!!!!

[alt_seamus]

HOW SNITCH IS THAT?

Who's entering? It'll probably be some NEWT student but I reckon there's no harm in trying, right?

Comments

[alt_padma]

Finch-Fletchley seems like he's the type who can't help being polite.

(Even when he has no reason to be.)

But then, he's not really French, is he? So, what are they like then? French boys, I mean.

[alt_draco]

I haven't really taken the subject under consideration, you realise.

Though if pressed to answer, I'd say that they're very direct, always know what they want, and have a good appreciation for the arts and fine wine.

Actually, they're rather like my father, except with an accent.

[alt_padma]

Well, I would say your father is always polite. Isn't he?

So long as you realise that accents, by definition, always make boys more mysterious and appealing!

[alt_draco]

To a fault.

But not in the same way as Finch-Fletchley.

I'm well aware, yes - and also aware that to the French girls (or, er, Bulgarian) who arrive, it's we Hogwarts' lads who will have the accents.

[alt_padma]

Hm.

But they'll be interested in the older boys, I'm sure.

[alt_draco]

About as much as the older boys will be interested in fourth year girls.

[alt_padma]

Some of us have already had older boys' interest, thank you.

Girls are more mature than boys, and everyone knows it.

[alt_draco]

Then you have nothing to worry about, do you?

[alt_padma]

No, but it sounds as if you might do.

You're impossible.